When I try to join a serious conversation
animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU’D BETTER BE ON LITERAL FIRE OR HAVE A MASSIVE TICKING TIME BOMB STRAPPED TO YOUR CHEST BECAUSE I CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE THAT’S SO GOD DAMNED IMPORTANT IT CAN’T WAIT TEN MINUTES UNTIL I’M OUT OF THE SHOWER.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU’D BETTER BE ON LITERAL FIRE OR HAVE A MASSIVE TICKING TIME BOMB STRAPPED TO YOUR CHEST BECAUSE I CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE THAT’S SO GOD DAMNED IMPORTANT IT CAN’T WAIT TEN MINUTES UNTIL I’M OUT OF THE SHOWER.

smokeporch:

Better Names For Things

Clickaroooh!

When my guy friends complain that they can’t find a girlfriend

whatshouldwecallme:

I’m just like,

(Source: realitytvgifs)


Fo REAL Doh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

let's watch 'workaholics' all day while i make us endless bowl-cups of hot cocoa, PLZ.

NNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG YES baybay gurl, you know you my whole world.

lungpiece:

theboobsmilk:

toptumbles:

Pizza cones

how can i make

SO AMAZE.

CUMMING

lungpiece:

theboobsmilk:

toptumbles:

Pizza cones

how can i make

SO AMAZE.

CUMMING

I will make this a reality……animal stylo yo.
gorgeousnailart:

Inspired by the pattern on an In-N-Out burger cup.
PLEASE check out the blog where this design came from (The Daily Nail.) Some of the manicures are outstanding! Click HERE!

I will make this a reality……animal stylo yo.

gorgeousnailart:

Inspired by the pattern on an In-N-Out burger cup.

PLEASE check out the blog where this design came from (The Daily Nail.) Some of the manicures are outstanding! Click HERE!

answer to everything.

answer to everything.

ball-sak:

aww

he loves his/your MOTHERRRR!!!

ball-sak:

aww

he loves his/your MOTHERRRR!!!

…………swag me with a poon…………